Hello friends, family, and acquaintances around the nation! Welcome, and thank you for tuning in to the blog that will take you on a journey throughout the wonderful country that we live in. That's right folks we are talking about the mother fucking US of A. Land of the free, home of the brave!
Over the next few months, three men will valiantly ride along the great roads Mr. Eisenhower himself designed, to explore this great country of ours. Let me introduce you to the brave souls that will be embarking on the Quest for Gitchi!
Daniel Licker:
Height: 5' 11''
Weight: 220
Favorite TV show: Ellen D
Daniel Licker is born and raised in New Rochelle, New York. This high energy talkaholic will be sitting front left to start the trip and is expected to win the pool in two window tahoolas.
Luke Clemmons.
Height: 6' 4''
Weight: 220
Favorite TV show: China, IL
Luke Clemmons was born and raised in Burlington, Vermont. This tall glass of water will melt your heart and take your jockstrap if you cross him. Look out for the left!
Eric Markow.
Height: 5' 11'
Weight: 170 (traveling with a bunch of lard asses)
Favorite TV show: Shark Tank
Eric Markow has locks of love and a golden arm. Will play music for hot dogs!
There you have it folks. We are currently sitting in New Rochelle and plan to head out on the journey this Tuesday. First stop? Danny's cabin in upper state New York. Please stay tuned for more updates!
Here is a picture of the map we are using to plan this trip!
Start in the North East
and then west for the gold!
Start in the North East
Head west and south
More south
and then west for the gold!
If you Boys make it to Boston you have a place to stay with me! Plenty of space for my family!
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